If you clicked on this link, and I wanted to, I could have your IP address, browser data, and rough location. Lucky for you, I'm a nice person who has instead chosen to give you some helpful internet tips.

If you found this site helpful, share the link (but don't tell people what it is!).

But first, right-click and inspect this site to check that's there's no weird tracky stuff here.

And remember, kids: BE SAFE.